As I approach the end of my undergraduate degree, I’ve been wanting to write about what I have learned and what my overall take on college is. Ever since I started college in 2019, I feel like there has been a growing trend that is anti-college. Critics of the college degree generally cite the financial cost, “enforced adherence to ideological narratives”, “useless degrees” that don’t have good ROIs, and so on, and so on, *sigh* and so on. But to be clear— not all of these critiques are unwarranted. Although I will be defending the degree in this segmented anthology, I do think it is important to consider the shortcomings and possible areas of reform for collegiate institutions. What you will find in this anthology is a collection of short stories that recreate experiences I have really lived through (with slight changes of names and places). Each of these stories will present my thoughts on college in the clearest way I know them.